Typical male behaviour on dates in Britian:
- apathetic about picking where to go - often leave me to pick
- don't pay for things or pay half
- don't take me for dinner. Ever.
- don't pick me up
- don't walk me home
- don't plan anything apart from drinks
- insist on sticking their tongue in my mouth at the end of the night (sorry dad!)
- Put some effort into where to take me (dancing, museum, walks, as well as drinking and dinner)
- take me to dinner
- walk me home
- pick me up outside the front door
- insist on paying for dinner and drinks
- offer their jackets when out in case I am cold!
- don't try to kiss me on the first date
That's right Fi, you tell 'em!
ReplyDeleteAnd never mind your father, I feel sick.........
ReplyDeleteWell in that case you'll not mind hearing about the boy I kissed last night... who kept his mouth closed the whole time! It was very odd. Bad kissing. Not seeing him again :o)
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